The Entabulator!

It's not cheap, but once you understand what it does, you'll definitely want one!!

For those of you on Facebook, you'll probably have to go to my blog to see the video. It's worth it. :-) Especially for you engineering types.
Some years back, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy
duty automatic transmission business and they were getting ready to tape
their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew began what
has become a legend within the training industry.

This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.
Now remember and keep in mind, this guy is strictly speaking off the
cuff and nothing is written down. Nothing he says is true, even if you
could understand it. He had NO script! This was a rehearsal for camera,
lighting and stage crew. It's all total meaningless drivel made up as he
goes along.